I am on the lesbian fence. I think I am going to jump over. Some say that every time a cute girl becomes a lesbian God kills a kitten. I say there is far too many pussies in this world for me to care.
My Top Five Reasons for ME to become a lesbian…
More shoes, clothes even panties! It would be super awesome to find a small petite yet thick girl like me that I could share clothes and shoes with. My heel collection could grow and grow. I am also thinking of all the sun dresses and panties we could share. Now sharing panties with a friend is something I’d never do but wearing my woman’s panties now that sounds kinda hot to me. Hmm, might be a point there? I know some men that wear their woman’s panties I might have to try this myself…while wearing her sexy heels and bra too…I could be her bitch in the kitchen. I swear I just started thinking about this and the ideas are endless!
Home cooked meals that I don’t have to cook! I love my kitchen I really do, I do! I especially love and desire food after great sex. It would be spectacular for me to not always have to be the woman who gets out the bed to spoil her partner. I’m thinking if I find a pretty girl that can cook as well as me we can split the kitchen duty 50/50. I could stay in bed after morning sex and she could bring me an omelette…I could start watching the football game on T.V. while she gives me head. During half time I could knock out the dishes and return the favor. I could make her a midnight snack after making her my midnight snack. I swear I just started thinking about this and the ideas are endless!
Toys, Toys, Toys! Let’s face it some of you men aren’t hung or thick. Some of you are lacking in size, girth or both. Why even enter a courtship with a man I like to only find out dude isn’t a stud? Me and my girl could satisfy all our needs for size and girth via strap-ons. I…we…could have a different penis anytime we want…just change the dildo out on the harness. The world of sex toys is just endless. Toys that buzz, toys made of glass (my personal favorite), toys that vibrate, toys that go here and there, toys that we could even share at once…toys, toys, toys! I swear I just started thinking about this and the ideas are endless!
No Recovery Time Needed! Nothing worse than being in the throws of passion and having a man cum then need some time for recovery to go again. Not that all of you always need it, and thank Baby Jesus for that, but if it even happens once Dear God! I’m very greedy in bed so I’d make sure to find me a very fit girl that is no stranger to aerobic activity. Since dildos don’t go soft then my fit girl and I could go hard! I swear I just started thinking about this and the ideas are endless!
You can never trust a big dick and a smile! The bigger the dick and nicer the smile the less you can trust a man, especially if he knows how to swing it. There is nothing worse than a man that knows he has you sprung on his dick and smile. I’m not good at hiding my satisfaction and faking indifference for a big dick and smile. Unfortunately, the dick and smile are attached to a specific man and specifics come with possibilities for hurt. I’m thinking that IF the big dick and smile are separate entities there is less chances for hurt. I can worship the dick and the smile independently. I am even thinking that the connection might even be more genuine because I’d love her for her and the sex would just be a bonus. I swear I just started thinking about this and the ideas are endless!
I’ve never had a relationship with a woman so I am sure it is all a lot more complicated than this…but, I am never going to trust a big dick and a smile again. I swear I just started thinking about this and the ideas are endless!
