In the world of sex with others the most coveted prize is the Unicorn – the attractive bisexual female that is down to fuck. In the eyes of the single male looking to enjoy his turn on the girls who like girls merry-go-round the Unicorn will deliver him a plethora of women for him to sex for shits and giggles between his erections his Unicorn will play with the other lady; respecting that he’s the center of this party and never enjoy herself too much with the other female. In the eyes of the couple that shares everything the Unicorn will please both partners equally, allow the couple room to enjoy one another fully as she watches, not bring any drama into their relationship and be available when they are down for three’s company. Oh, but these dream scenarios are as mythical as the prized Unicorn is.
In the real world attractive bisexual women aren’t as down to fuck as you might imagine and many of the ones who are do NOT operate by the rules of others. These are the Unicorns who know and abuse the economics of ménage à trois. They know that you as a single male can pull a bi-curious female much faster with a Unicorn on your arm. They know that the couple eye-fucking them has been fantasizing about a Unicorn in their bed for a very long time. Where the kisses are hers and hers and his, three’s company is about power too. ::cues Kanye’s “Power”::sings “No one bisexual should have all that power!”::
So, how do single males and couples level this playing field? Unfortunately, they mostly can’t. Single males and couples alike work very hard to court a Unicorn that will meet their desires while the most lackluster woman with a decent lace front is allowed to pass as much more. There are ways to increase your chances for pleasure if what you really want to enjoy is a threesome but of course it takes work and proper planning. When the dynamics all gel together magically a lustful night shared by three can be an incredible experience you can deposit in your spank bank and reap masturbatory interest for years to come.
The world of sex with others is an unfair cruel world but y’all keep hitting me with messages via email, Twitter, and Facebook about how you want to take a step that is new. Since most of you asked so nicely I’m down to teach y’all ALL that I know about threesomes, foursomes, swinging, swapping, sex parties and much more. For the curious I’ve added a new post series which are my personal opinions facts based on my experiences, Threesomes and tomorrow it kicks off with part one of my Dynamics of Threesomes series – “Can’t get’em to join ya in a threesome? Pay’em!”
Just remember that once you come and dance on on our floor (join the lifestyle) Unicorns won’t be the only beasts you’ll have to tame!
AND YES…I’m back! God will punish me for all my sins but until then I will perform a high-wire act between sharing secrets and hiding them for YOUR reading pleasure…
